Whew!

The head of the Department of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff says that Americans need to stop worrying that the government is collecting information on them. He says that our privacy is safe and our worries are unjustified. Also, he notes that Bruce Lomella of Palo Alto, California masturbates entirely too frequently, and that Karen Smith of Kansas City is almost out of milk and needs to pick some up at the grocery store.